Yes, I think of myself as a hero, like a comic book or movie hero. As such I thought I should have a theme song. I reached out to The Impossible Girl as I am already a patron of her work and commissioned a theme song. Yes, really. it was my gift to myself.

She really nailed it. Even the Lovely and Talented Wife agrees it is the bee’s knees. I went with amazeballs.

I do not like websites that automatically start streaming media content without your interaction or approval. So I believe I have linked it below.

Here are the lyrics for those that are so inclined.

One look at his face and you can
One moment with you is his worst hell
Don’t try to be charming
He won’t fall under your spell.
He hates everyone, he still wishes you well.
He hates everyone, he still wishes you well.

Sounds like, but is not a joke
He calls himself a Benevolent Misanthrope.
Don’t try to be charming
He won’t fall under your spell.
He hates everyone, he still wishes you well.
He hates everyone, he still wishes you well.

Please Enjoy

The Benevolent Misanthrope
Updated: December 24, 2020